Dear Aggie: Kayozz

DEAR AGGIE: I need help settling an argument. Is it better to spread nutella on the apple slice then eat it, or dip the apple slice in the nutella then take a bite? - KAYOZZ

DEAR KAYOZZ: You should always dip the apple slice in the nutella and then take a bite. It uses fewer utensils which means less clean up, but the second time you dip that apple it asserts dominance and makes that nutella yours. Essentially by double dipping you licked it and if you lick something it's yours. That's the rules.

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