Dear Aggie: Artiechokes

DEAR AGGIE: Are beavers secretly plotting to take over the world and enslave humanity? - ARTIECHOKES

DEAR ARTIECHOKES: Short answer, yes. Longer answer, we offer a living wage, housing, food, and lifelong care to everyone who works with us. I think we can all agree that's a pretty good deal.

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