Agnes Myrtle is a very knowledgeable & prominent sanctuary beaver living in Bloomington, Indiana. She has many years of experience living, and wants to share that wisdom with you! Submit your misfortunes & predicaments below.
DEAR AGGIE: I’m lactose intolerant but live in Wisconsin and our dairy is just too good. What should I do?
CHEESE HEAD
DEAR AGGIE: Should I cut my toenails before or after bathing?
GRANDMA
DEAR AGGIE: Are beavers secretly plotting to take over the world and enslave humanity?
ARTIECHOKES
DEAR AGGIE: I need help settling an argument. Is it better to spread nutella on the apple slice then eat it, or dip the apple slice in the nutella then take a bite?
KAYOZZ
We will post a couple of responses each week, depending on your interest. Stay tuned for Agnes’ stellar life advice!
